Perhaps you've heard of King Midas from ancient Greek mythology, but have you heard of his vulgar brother from another mother?
A Nostalgic Misspelling 😆
Did you notice the perfect mistake on the bag of seaweed chips in the above photo? Well, King Midas is often good for branding, like in the USA where we have Midas Car Care, but it's so important to get the spelling right. Midass could be interpreted as mid-ass in English, which could mean halfway down the buttocks, or perhaps something of medium to low quality. Either way it's an awesome misspelling that reminds me of an awesome movie from the early 2000s.
The movie is Idiocracy, basically a dystopian future where humans only get exponentially dumber into the future. In this movie there is a scene where a woman tries to buy some Extra Big-Ass Fries, and these Cambodian Midass chips reminded me of that scene. I have shared that clip from YouTube above for you all to enjoy.
In case you've got bad eyes, here is a zoom version of the mid-ass chips. I laugh when I think about King Mid-ass, perhaps everything he touches would turn to farts instead of gold like his more awesome bro, King Midas.
🐯 ChairWoman On The Hunt 🕵️♀️
Okay, moving on from the chips that my cat has come to love, and onward to other things like how the ChairWoman Meow survives on a diet of vegan food. The truth is she doesn't, she's a godless killing machine, and in the above photo she is hunting for wall meat, one of her favorite dishes. If the name doesn't make it clear what "wall meat" it's basically anything alive on a wall that can fit down Meow's throat.
🤳 Shameless Cuteness 😺
The ChairWoman Meow is somehow domestic and feral, a perfect blend of both worlds. There's no way a snake or mouse is going unnoticed in our house, and also uneaten. Don't let her looks fool you, under maximum cuteness lies a trained killer that survives on live prey.
Lately it seems the kids are having school breaks on different days, and ultimately this is the opposite of a break for me. On days where Srey-Yuu has a small holiday, Monkey still has to go, and this means a driver is needed, and that driver is me. On the way home Monkey-B often passes out in the back of the tuk-tuk, and if I am steady I can capture a shot with her in the background. That's all for now folks, just trying to get back in the habit of posting again.
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Return from 🤯 Cambodia's Most Vulgar Seaweed Chips 🤫 to Justin Parke's Web3 Blog
