Chairwoman Meow was kind enough to adopt 4 human comrades and share her irresistible cuteness 100% evenly and fairly among them, in true communist fashion.
😻 Chairwoman Meow Is A Communist With Her Love ☭
Pardon the constant communism references when concerning Chairwoman Meow, but I have a weird sense of humor, a big imagination, and I really like inventing nicknames. The running joke with Chairwoman Meow is that she is not our cat, but we are her humans, and this is technically true because she came to our place and decided we needed a cat.
It wasn't really a democratic choice, Chairwoman Meow simply won our hearts and minds within a few short weeks, and she is a full-on dictator, shuffling from human to human until enough love is distributed. Her favorite hobby is sleeping on whoever is sleeping, and occasionally she likes to sit on the chest of whoever is sleeping and stare at their face like some kind of psycho serial killer.
I assume I will lose many readers in the next few months because I will probably post about my new kitty commander far too much, and those interested in non-communist cat content will likely get bored with my blog.
🐈 I Guess I Am A Cat Dad Now
I have never been a cat dad in my life, always been a dog kind of person until this North Korean cat spy infiltrated my house and brainwashed me. Now she stays the night often, cuddles me in the morning, lays on my lap while I Hive (if than can be used as a verb), and generally just increases overall troop family morale.
Most people think that their pets are the smartest, cutest, but in this case it's actually true. My totally unbiased opinion is that Chairwoman Meow is the cutest furball in the galaxy, and with that comes massive amounts of privilege.
🐱 A Predator's Love
We cater to the Chairwoman's every whim, and it seems human rights take a backseat to feline needs. Despite us being vegan and maintaining a vegan household, a predator has chosen to us to receive her love, so it's been a bit of a balancing act.
The Chairwoman hunts, no doubt about that, and as a Cambodian cat she's very skilled in this craft, and can catch geckos, mice, grasshoppers, anything that suits her tastes. Well, it makes no sense to us, but she seems to enjoy eating our food, and only supplements her diet with a fresh kill when the urge becomes irresistible.
I'm not sure whether or not it's vegan, but I've crossed a dangerous line now that I know Chairwoman Meow loves to eat grasshoppers. My family thinks it gross and would rather she eat fish, but I am not going to trap or kill anything because it goes against my silly vegan code. Okay, top-secret info, don't tell my family, but I may or may not take the Chairwoman on grasshopper hunts when the family is not watching.
I may or may not place her in the vicinity of a tasty grasshopper and perhaps even point at said grasshopper, and if that's bending the rules, then I am rule bender. Even at night when I work on the computer, sometimes I see a grasshopper and point at it, then Meow does her thing. I only discard the wings so that my family is not traumatized by her preferring winged insects over fish protein, and I salute Chairwoman Meow for choosing more sustainable protein choices.
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