My questionably communist kitty ChairWoman lives a proletariat feline life void of cat food, but she is adept at claiming the souls of insects, reptiles and rodents.
3:00am 💓 Psychopath
I am usually awake until 3:00am doing Hive-related stuff, and most nights I try and take the ChairWoman on hunting expeditions. Katydids and giant grasshoppers are the prey of choice for my catfood-less kitty. As a vegan who refuses to buy cat food, the tradeoff/deal I made with ChairWoman Meow is that I will teach her how and where to hunt for locally sourced live protein.
On nights where she doesn't land any kills she'll usually run around our house like a psychopath biting anything that moves, especially toes under blankets. My family doesn't fully understand her instincts, but the wee hours of the morning are her natural hunting times, and that accounts for this behavior. Usually she can feed herself at night while I work on the computer, and all I have to do is leave the kitchen light on.
All moths, lizards and other thumb-sized creatures drawn to the fake sun/moon will meet a quick end to their time on Spaceship Earth, but Meow claims souls with zero malice. Well, she does have a distaste for wings, often leaving them disrespectfully on the floor for her vegan cat dad to clean up. If wings or lizard bones are found on the kitchen floor by my wife in the morning, I am in big trouble. I do my best to keep Meow's secrets from my family, even her preference for her dirty dish water over her filtered water available inside the house.
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