Ever since our neighbor built a chicken coop, one of his chickens refused the new accommodation and took up illegal residence in our garage.
Floor Omelet Anyone 🍳?
For nearly two months this chicken has been roosting in a former Chinese shrine holder shelf thing in our garage. I was working in the garage doing some cleanup and noticed broken eggs on the floor below. I couldn't believe this little mini dinosaur was still calling this place home despite having its own coop at home. As vegand we have no interest in eating its eggs, and we've told the owner several times to come and collect this godless killing machine, but he's never collected his bird or its eggs.
As I was organizing things, I couldn't help but notice the massive amount of chicken turds everywhere. On top of that, this thing wanders around our property and eats everything small enough to enter its facehole, decreasing biodiversity in the process. While I was working below, this thing kept looking at me like a deranged meth addict and making disturbing sounds. I'd love to chase it away, but I realize it will return, so it seems futile.
I asked my wife if her brother was eating the eggs, and she said we shouldn't use the eggs because they belong to the owner, so I guess these unfertilized ovals are destined to become floor omelets as they fall through the gap in the shrine stand each day. I hope this mini T-Rex soon leaves our property and begins pooping where its human lives instead of our garage floor.
Mowing Cambodian Style 🥷
For a few days I've been cutting the cliffside grass and other areas of the property with a machete and sickle. Luckily I've had some help from my brother-in-law, and at this point we're nearly done, just in time too, looks like I have a former student and his mom coming to visit us tomorrow. She has traveled from Germany to Cambodia, and is roughly the age of my parents who haven't visited once in the 12+ years that I've lived here. I plan on taking lots of pictures of this woman to prove to my parents how easy and safe it actually is to travel around Cambodia
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